Angry Rant #33: 10 out of 10 for that Swan dive!

So, the news story of the day? Wayne Swan's tiny little baby surplus and getting more people to work will cover Labor's political fuck-up of introducing a bunch of new taxes that the government has no idea how they're going to work or any way of actually implementing them because they've pissed all of our money up against a wall - and now they want us to pay for their mistakes.

(Overly-sarcastic Bill Hicks laugh here)

*Picture from file. 

The big spin here is that he is motivating more people to work and getting people to think "more positively" about life, taking careful note that it is very well placed spin used as a way of getting people who work, angry about the people on welfare, taking their attention away from the new taxes - like that crazy magician you watched one time and your head hurt trying to think of how he did it.

...How fucking awesome is that guy?

BUT ANYWAY!

Just like regular spin, Swany, Julia and their army of liars will be looking at a surplus from this little venture of....wait for it.... $3.5 billion or 0.2% of the whole entire countries output in a year OR a drop in ocean compared to the $22.6 billion deficit we had last year. That's right. DEFECIT! Expect to be seeing more "cuts" in the near future - Labor wants to get back into power at the end of 2013 and the easiest way for them to do that is cut funding - so when the next election comes around and they magically have the economy going
"strong", it's not because they know what they're doing, they just haven't spent ANY BLOODY MONEY - they don't care about Australia - just their own, ignorant, salary-driven views and getting back into power.

But is the alternative is any better? (Do I really need to answer that?)

SIDE NOTE: How can this be a democracy if there are only to sides of Parliament to vote for? And no, The Shooter's party doesn't count because any person or group of people who think that introducing "guns" as a topic in schools is clearly mentally unstable.

So if there is no money being generated, and welfare people have continued to avoid working all this time and will probably continue to do so, and there has been nothing coming from the government as to how all this will actually work, then why the fuck are they in power?

What about people who pay an arm and leg for Uni? People on disability pensions? Here's an idea an you dumbshits - How about cuts to the pay-out that the politicians get after they leave politics? How about instead of receiving $300,000+ per-year pension for doing nothing and forcing people to work at the minimum wage to pay for that pension? In fact, why should anyone pay for that pension? They should pump that money straight back into the surplus and fix the hospital system instead of spending millions on implementing some heavily censored broadband network that WILL JUST NEVER HAPPEN.

UPDATE: Today, (May 12, 2011) Wayne Swan on ABC radio this morning could not specify the last time surplus was achieved by Labor. Immediately afterwards, he broke a glass full of water, in an effort to do the same thing that the magician did in above, but also proving just how much of a fucking idiot he is.

"Oh shit, I'm screwed."

Fuck me, this government is stupid.

Viva la revolution.

Don't believe the lies and spin.

JM