Angry Rant #35: This is the End of the World... again? Fucking really?

The world will end in 6 billion years when our beloved Star which gave this planet life will burn up all of it's Hydrogen and Helium then rapidly expand because it will begin burning Iron, engulfing our little blue and green marble and heating the very atoms that make up our being into total oblivion, before sinking back in on itself to produce a white dwarf. Every last bit of evidence that proves that we existed will be wiped from the arse of the galaxy that is the Milky Way -  Billions of years of evolution gone in the blink of eye - but this won't happen until then and not May 20.

Take that you extremist bible-loving morons!

Although a Zombie apocalypse would be kind of cool (loads shotgun)

If someone is basing their version of the end of the world on a 2000-year-old book, then they have some serious problems. Then if you base your prediction on something that was scribbled into a rock, you have an even greater problem -You literally have to be twisted  if you think that the world will end on May 20. Have the doomsday idiots taken into account that there always TWO days on earth at the one time? Will we all die today and then tomorrow our flip-side will?

Numbers are funny little things - when they work their way deep into the minds of people and their extremist ideas, they can make them think all kinds of things. Take Harold Camping for example. He's a Christian Radio Broadcaster from California who uses the bible to predict dates (yes plural) that the end of the world could occur on. I have detailed something similar to what he does below:

5+6 = 9; 9 + 24 = 33; 33/3 = 11; 11-6 = 5; 5 x 4 = 20 + (his favourite month, May)

Therefore: On May 20, something CATASTROPHIC will happen. Stupid God-loving idiots. If you would like to read Harold's actual method of madness, click here.

Maybe it's the end of the world......for him.

Predicting the dates is a very neutral thing - so why do these people always put a negative spin on the outcome of something that they know nothing about? Why can't something good happen tomorrow like finding a cure for cancer, or AIDS or coming up with some unlimited source of energy which has zero impact on the environment? Maybe instead of flying guided-missiles at each other, we starting shooting food and hungry people in Ethiopia.Why are all those God-bothering idiots so negative and stupid?

You step back and you realize that religion, in it's simplest form, is the problem. It's the reason why people go to war and kill each other. Then of course the constant crusading to the Middle-East to help "unite" the people by killing innocents and stealing their natural resources, then selling barrels of the black gold at some high price, so that some soccer-mum in the US will have something to complain about while she fills up her SUV.

"Hey there! Want to know how many innocent people
died so I can fill this baby? Call 555-418..."

After all this crap finishes, we have to deal, yet again, with the Mayan's End of the World prediction. Why are some people so focused on the destruction of humanity? Live everyday of your life like it's your last and avoid people who want you dead, or talk about you dying, like the fucking plague.

Don't believe the lies and spin.
JM