Saturday, May 21, 2011

Angry Rant #36: "Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"

Ranting..... GO!

Arnie is doing what any animal in the wild would do - screw as many members of the opposite sex as possible and spread his Arnie genetics like butter. In fact, if Arnie was say...a lion in the wild, or the polar bear from Lost or perhaps even this:

What a handfull that would be...

...then he is just doing what nature intended. It's natural selection. Only the strongest survive and multiply - or the ones on the most steroids...or ones the screwing the most mexican women in an effort to keep his bloodline strong.

Some of you may think Arnie was a family man, you know, someone who loved his wife, Maria Shriver, very much - but here's a few points I've put together:
  1. Maria is related to the Kennedy family. 
  2. Arnie becomes Governor of California 
  3. Arnie's term ends
  4. Arnie's marriage terminates (pun intended baby)
Cynical? Perhaps. But if you're a women marrying Arnold "The fucking Terminator" Schwarzenegger, expect some children in the back catalogue and mysterious amounts of money disappearing from the bank account going to "charity".


She either wanted to be one if those women, is stupid, or maybe was trying to get some lucrative TV deal where she gets to host her own show funded by Oprah because she feels sorry for her position -


"Here! Have a car! Just buy all of my products afterwards or I'll take it back!"

Good luck Arnie and Maria, "May you be fruitful and multiply" - Genesis 1:28.

Don't believe the lies and spin.
JM

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